Reverend Stinkape Speaks

September 3, 2009-The Reverend wishes to call attention to the executioners waiting in the wings.

It’s easy to find. Just look it up on Google--“Bigfoot Hunter” The term used to be applied to an individual that went deep into the woods to look for the truth and for discovery. The Bigfoot hunters of old were people that were in one way or another just trying to prove what we have been saying all along. That Bigfoot is real and that Bigfoot’s power is awesome. They are a noble sort that still exists today, but they are slowly being replaced by a more violent type.

The new Bigfoot hunters are armed with guns and traps instead of cameras and specimen jars. They guide tourists that pay top dollar into the wild- not to further the depth of scientific knowledge about the greatest of the beasts, but to slay him where he lives. This new breed wishes to film their whole macabre and murderous escapade so they can promote themselves and their businesses. This must stop.

If hunters were traveling into India to hunt the Dalai Lama for profit, what would the world think? The world would be outraged.

Well this is what’s happening to our lord and savior Bigfoot right now. I want you all to take a little time to call or write your elected officials and urge them to pass legislation to protect out beloved Bigfoot.

Bigfoot Bless

Reverend Christopher Stinkape
Church of Bigfoot