The History Of The Church Of Bigfoot

1893- A twenty year old Johannes Turnbuckle…

1893- Two months after Johannes Turnbuckle Korpaczewski’s encounter in the woods…

1894 - Johannes Turnbuckle Stinkape (nee Korpaczewski) met his future wife…

1896- After a two year courtship, Johannes and Victoria were wed…

1900- Everything was going very well after the first four years…

1913- Johannes and Victoria welcomed their first child…

1921- Reverend Stinkape and his wife Victoria had been looking forward to this day…

1933- This was the year that Ludwig returned home…

1939- The Church’s founder, the Reverend Johannes Turnbuckle Stinkape died…

1941- In January, the Reverend Ludwig Hornblower Stinkape married Maria…

1954- Still fresh from the Korean War…

1961- The now twenty year old Gary Klitnick Stinkape…

1970- Gary Stinkape, now going by the name Reverend…

1975- The first day of Kindergarten for Reverend Gary’s son, Christopher…

1981- The Reverend Ludwig Hornblower Stinkape died this year…

1990- Christopher Wagtails Stinkape had received some mild acclaim…

1995- Christopher moved back to the family’s Arcata, California compound…

1999- The now Reverend Christopher Wagtails Stinkape had his own flock…

2004- The government’s raids…

2009- With the government’s five year investigation of tax evasion…