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Breaking News: August 18th 2009.

Junk Food and Bigfoot

We have received some disturbing reports recently from the Pacific Northwest both in Canada and the United States. These reports came from credible Bigfoot researchers and our church has no reason to doubt them. These researchers informed us that they found wrappers from fast food restaurants as well as empty boxes of many other packaged food stuffs in known Bigfoot ground nests.

This is worrisome on many levels.

A) Urban sprawl has reached the habitat of Bigfoot and has affected the Bigfoot diet by introducing the species to foods
not available to him in nature.

B) Bigfoot may have adjusted his diet because his normal diet is now unavailable do to climate change or extinction.

I myself like to occasionally enjoy a fast food lunch, but the thought of my lord and savior being forced to eat it also really lulls my appetite.

We welcome current parishioners as well as guests to read and learn about our church’s past by clicking the History tab above. The Reverend Christopher Stinkape has also lent us his writing talents on the site as well with a recurring column.

This site was designed to be motivational as well as educational. We want you to discover your own way to protect Bigfoot’s habitat. We encourage political action as well as peaceful protest to achieve and to publicize our plight.

If you haven’t already, we encourage you to browse the merchandise in our store. All proceeds from the store will be funneled back to the church’s infrastructure for expansion and renovation funding.

Please click around and be sure to contact us with any comments, suggestions or questions you may have and be sure to join our
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Thank you for visiting our site.

Reverend Jerry Sasquatch
The Church of Bigfoot’s
Minister of Information

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